The Wieber Fam’s 19th Annual Year in Quotes: 2024 Edition

The Wieber Fam’s 19th Annual Year in Quotes: 2024 Edition

I’m really good at 1%, and the rest is just chaos. —Brian

You just have to embrace the nerd. You can’t be one foot in and one foot out. —Reese, about joining the chess club, the Harry Potter book club, and the Writing Workshop Club all at the same time.

The only way to get rid of a craving is to feed it. —Jen, making birthday cake on a non-birthday

Yes, but not as bad as my dad. —Reese, when the doctor asked her if she snored.

A Russian delivery man who spoke no English came up to me, put me on the phone with his boss. He was holding a package for someone in the North Hall so I got out my handy dandy google maps and gave the Russian man directions to North Hall…..uhhhh….maybe I just led a Russian spy to the freshman dorms. —Liv

I overdose on grenadine all the time —Reese, making another Shirley Temple

I was under the influence of surgery. —Brian, about why he wore his new clothes in the shop

Mom, You only get so many delicious coffees in your life, you might as well enjoy the diarrhea. —Reese

Jen: How often do I say something and you have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about? Brian: Almost every time.

Holland: There is a second, deeper layer of hell for people that eat your leftovers and don’t feel remorse. Reese: But I do feel bad. Holland: Oh, you’ll just go to the regular one then.

I feel like you are choosing to hydrate with beer tonight. —Jen to Brian

It makes no sense that beds in California are bigger. —Reese

[Any weapons on you today?] Only the ones I carry right here. I didn’t know they were banning these in the airport. —Holland, pointing to her biceps, after going through security

It gives me the jibbies—just the jibbies, not the hibbies. —Reese

You’re too short to be a serial killer. Everyone would laugh at you when you tried to kidnap them. —Reese to Jen

Bucket List achievement: Heard a British man say, “scooter.” —Liv

Do you know how powerful I would be if I wasn’t afraid of bugs? —Holland

How much older were you than Winnie Cooper? I’m just making sure it wasn’t creepy that you had a crush on her. —Reese to Brian (turns out they were born the same year....phew!)

Holland called it “Ross Less Depressed” and I think it fits better than Ross Dress For Less. —Jen, after she and Reese went to Ross to shop after a hard day.

A text from Jen to Brian.

Dad will literally tell you how a story ends and then say that’s not a spoiler. —Reese

…and Beyoncé. —Holland, during our Thanksgiving “I’m Thankful for…” conversation

We're going to make Mongolian BBQ that is so authentico we’ll have two screeming monguls stick fighting around the grill by the end of the night. —Brian

If the entire bathroom is empty and we enter at the same time, you're a monster for choosing the stall next to me. Also negative points for listening to voice messages and laughing loudly at TikTok's while doing your business. —Liv

I’m just gonna try real hard to be chill. —Jen

It’s a skirt ma’am. —Jen, when she wrapped her blanket around her waist because the concert venue didn’t allow blankets and they tried to confiscate it.

Reese would be the world’s most feared Chopped judge. Instead of "this is the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth" she'd hit you with the "I mean it's not bad I just wouldn't eat it for my last meal, you know?” —Holland.

Uh oh….I'm in big trouble. [Brian] Dad was sleeping when the food cart came around and so I got him a snack and a water but he was still sleeping like a half an hour later when I got really hungry and so I ate the snack. —Jen in a text to the girls

Liv would be too powerful if she owned a tarantula. —Reese, shuddering

Maybe this is why your necks are all jacked up. —Brian, sharing old photos.

If our family was a sitcom and I was watching us on tv, I would think, I like that family. —Brian

Happy New Year to you all and our warmest hopes and wishes for the coming year, that you are able to live each day in awe of the beauty and blessings all around you. We are so grateful to have you in our lives. Thank you for making our world so rich with your friendship. 🫶🏼 💕

We love you!

The Wieber Fam